Taylor+Mali+Assignment

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 * Taylor Mali: The The Impotence of Proofreading **

Has this ever happened to you?

You work very horde on a paper for English clash

And then get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=)

and all because you are the word's liverwurst spoiler.

Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.

This is a problem that affects manly, manly students.

I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term

that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,

Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague.

And that¹s all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.

Not just anal community colleague,

because I wouldn¹t be happy at anal community colleague.

I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation,

I really need to be challenged, challenged menstrually.

I know this makes me sound like a stereo,

but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal colleague.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">So I needed to improvement

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">(in Prison, New Jersey).

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">So I got myself a spell checker

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">and figured I was on Sleazy Street.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">But there are several missed aches

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">that a spell chukker can't can't catch catch.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">For instant, if you accidentally leave a word

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">your spell exchequer won't put it in you.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">And God for billing purposes only

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">your spell Chekhov might replace a word

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">with one you had absolutely no detention of using.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">Because what do you want it to douche?

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">It only does what you tell it to douche.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">It just goes to show you how embargo

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">one careless clit of the mouth can be.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">out loud to all of my assmates.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">I'm not joking, I'm totally cereal.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">It was the most humidifying experience of my life,

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">being laughed at pubically. <span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">And three: When it comes to proofreading,

<span style="color: #ff00b7; font-family: Verdana,Arial; font-size: 11px; text-decoration: none;">the red penis your friend.

I chose this poem simply because I found it really funny. It's full of malapropism. That's actually part of the theme of the poem. It mocks students who don't bother to read over their work to catch mistakes. He uses malapropism in a clever way throughout the poem so that it is still easy to understand, but when taken literally, makes absolutely no sense. He uses repetition and at the same time uses what would be onomatopoeia (clit, clit, clit). There is some alliteration (chukker can't can't catch catch). "A Sale of Two Titties" is an allusion because it assumes you know about A Tale of Two Cities.